June 2012
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Why do feet sweat I mean what asshole decided to put sweat glands on the foot it’s not like anyone would ever have a heat stroke from wearing five pairs of wooly socks do we really need to perspire from our FEET
That sad feeling when you’re thinking about how much you loved Betty and Veronica comics when you were little but then you realize how they’re a representation of the Madonna/Whore complex
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Maria was going to show another picture to the House subcommittee yesterday, this photo, which is a photo of a five year old child bathing in that kind of brown, poisonous water. The child is naked, as you normally are when you bathe. I’d invite you to click that link, and think about what, if anything, distresses you about it… Maria was told that she would not be allowed to show that photo. It...
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Cool Saturday night
Got some pad thai, currently toasting marshmallows with a bic while watching mad men
Chose my roommate for next year
Also I’m on the second season of Mad Men and is something happening between Peggy and Baby Hanks (the priest)?
man I don’t like myself very much today
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[[MORE]]my mom tries to talk about what’s healthy and what’s not and she sounds so dumb
no mom when you cover that healthy food with butter and mayo it’s no longer healthy
no mom if it’s breaded that means it’s probably not good for you
she doesn’t even read nutritional values on the food she buys and gets pissed off at me for refusing to eat her packaged...
May 2012
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I’m a woman sometimes I’m silly and unpredictable and impatient, sometimes I eat sushi after the expiration date and sometimes I forget to dust my collection of fetal pigs and human male sex organs but if you can’t handle me at my best than you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my worst ;)
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if you say shit like, “that person looks old, really old… like at least 30” around me I immediately discredit everything you have to say
I’m sorry, but only morons think like that.
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the girl who sits next to me in sociology hates everyone and everything even more than I do and she’s also really ambitious
we spent all class talking about all the people we hate and our plans for the future, it was nice
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my mom thinks it’s fun to constantly mock my virginity
jesus mom its not my fault I just haven’t had any opportunity leave me alone
she’s just jello because I didn’t get knocked up at sixteen like HER
Just saw a COSMOPOLIS trailer on tv
Screamed MY BABY when cronenberg’s name showed up
I have not watched any clips except for the trailer because I feel like they might not make senses out of context
Lots of feelings
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Still not dead, went to new york for the weekend, now I have returned and I’m feeling pretty terrible about it
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Ps the reason I have been absent is because my Internet stopped working and even now I’m just at my dads for like five minutes and his works so yeah I’m not dead FYI
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dumb feelings
dumb dingus feelings
I think I've figured out why I make people...
There are a few reasons.
A) I’m tall, and I’ve noticed that most people are uncomfortable around tall people
B) (according to some people) I look older than my age, and I know that I’ve felt uncomfortable around people if I thought they were older (I immediately assume that they are far more experienced than me and can see right through me)
C) I’m really quiet in...
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I am such a DINGUS
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Mindy Kaling is great because she’s funny and smart and never apologizes for the things she likes and she’s a great writer and she represents a huge portion of women that aren’t really represented enough in media without letting it define her completely
so yeah I really like her
Sometimes I get lonely but other times I thank fucking god that I repulse the opposite sex because I truly cannot imagine having to deal with that whole other set of emotions right now, or in the past, or possibly ever
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My mom asked if I would go see snow white and the huntsman with her and I said no because I’m seeing it with Hollie and she got mad so I just said “you snooze you lose dickface”
Anonymous asked: Did you see that Jeff Goldblum is in the new 7 Minutes in Heaven with Mike O'Brien
A Mother's Day Haiku
passionatecynic:
My birth control pills Stopping unwanted babies Because fuck that shit
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it’s a different monster now, further under the skin, no longer hanging from my sleeve, I can’t reach it, I can’t hold it in my hand like before. You can’t be surprised when feeding something makes it grow stronger.
I’m reading Labor Day by Joyce Maynard because a) I like the author and b) Jason Reitman is making a film based on it with Kate Winslet and Josh Brolin, and I just love all those things. But the book is kind of difficult to get through. It’s short. The big problem with it is that it’s told through the perspective of a really bland 13 year old boy, and because of it you’re...
When you’re feeling especially down on yourself to you ever just imagine crouching over your limp bloody body and beating yourself mercilessly while screaming like an animal
nope
yeah me neither
I guess art is like writing things in code because you can’t say them out loud
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How were the ice cubes with the nanobots in Agent Cody Banks so perfectly shaped
Oh my god they weren’t real ice cubes were they
They were props.
I don’t know ask me stuff
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I need to figure out my eyebrow situation. Coming to terms with the fact that my general face can’t really support super thick and full brows.
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I am either painfully and desperately lonely or repulsed and disgusted by everyone around me
there is no middle ground
forrestbondurant:
shutyourflytrap:
I am so fucking sick of making excuses for people and justifying their ignorance. I can’t go an entire class without hearing someone say something truly horrifyingly dumb or offensive. I constantly have to make justifications. “Yeah, that person said something racist, but I guess it wasn’t said in a vindictive way, so I should just ignore it.”
There’s this...
